Jesus.

The Dow is approaching the 7k level, Citigroup is trying very hard to fuck us over, and those AIG motherfuckers are posting a $60 billion loss.

Meanwhile, housing starts are at the lowest level in a half century, home values have dropped about 20%, rate of unemployment is accelerating, and if all of that weren't bad enough, the convective outlook shows nothing, NOTHING!

My eternal optimism is very strained at the moment.

Failure.

Bank of America, Citigroup are dead. Long live Bank of America and Citigroup.

Also, everybody stand back and let these losers fail. LOSERS! LOSERS! LOSERS!

Don't come crying to me about credit-default swaps, though, Rick, future loser.