Hello.

Since this blog will eventually make me a millionaire, I should probably start with a mission statement:

I propose to blog various current events, shaping their narratives to my preconceived notions about how things work, advance my own conspiracy theories, tell terrible jokes and share personal experiences as if I were that old man who spends his mornings sitting at the table of a small town gas station, sipping coffee.

My only hope is that I can delete whatever false content, misspellings or grammatical errors you may find before Google caches them.