Daschle Out.

And Obama says, "Sorry."

I like Tom Daschle. If he hadn't been a punk, he would have been an honest broker who probably could have gotten a lot of the health care reform done, due to his overwhelming popularity in Congress. But he is a crook, so I'm sorry, too.

This is kind of why it's important to keep your nose clean, guys.

Anyway, without further ado,

I nominate Howard Dean for, eh, consideration for nomination as Secretary of Health and Human Services. Even if they hate him in Congress, he can use every cabinet meeting to lobby for the continuance of the 50-state strategy.