Showing posts with label stimulus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stimulus. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Please, Do It.

BATON ROUGE, La. —

A half-dozen Republican governors are considering turning down some money from the federal stimulus package, a move opponents say puts conservative ideology ahead of the needs of constituents struggling with record foreclosures and soaring unemployment.

Though none has outright rejected the money available for education, health care and infrastructure, the governors of Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alaska, South Carolina and Idaho have all questioned whether the $787 billion bill signed into law this week will even help the economy.

"My concern is there's going to be commitments attached to it that are a mile long," said Texas Gov. Rick Perry. "We need the freedom to pick and choose. And we need the freedom to say 'No thanks.'"

In other news, I formally announce my intentions to establish exploratory committees to run for governor of a half dozen states. I will have a better chance of winning election than these assholes have of re-election.

Seriously, though, I wholeheartedly recommend these assholes do it. The clearer people see the consequences of Republican principles, the less Republicans we have to deal with.

Go away, assholes, and come back when you have a plan.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Change I Can Believe In

House Majority Leader Steny H. Hoyer (D-Md.) is pushing Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to take a harder line with the Senate after a trio of Republican senators forced Congress to trim billions from the $787 billion economic stimulus package.

It’s not clear how far Pelosi is willing to go in standing up to the Senate — or, realistically, what effect Hoyer and Pelosi combined could have in the face of the 60-vote hurdle Senate Democrats face.

But after last week’s stimulus votes, Hoyer called on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) to force Senate Republicans to mount actual filibusters if they want to stand in the way of bills “so that the American people can see who’s undermining action.”

And in a private conversation with Pelosi, aides say Hoyer reminded the speaker that they’d talked previously about tolerating Senate strong-arming on the stimulus and on children’s health insurance — two Democratic priorities — but then holding their own on future legislation.
It is about time you make these motherfuckers put on their their adult diapers and read the dictionary on the Senate floor. You don't have to take the filibuster away, as the Republicans threatened to do, you make them go up there and filibuster health care reform. Quit letting them poison your priorities without having to get on the TV obstructing legislation.

We've got your backs.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Porkulus.

I don't think "pork" means what the Republicans want it to mean. Understand the point, but to my knowledge, there were no legislative earmarks in the bill. That is, nothing went to a specific district, at the behest of a legislator from that district. Which is what "pork" means.

I've all but given up this fight against revisionism, so I will simply call Republicans "assholes," since it's close enough, and everyone is familiar with the concept.

Also, all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. This shit is straight up Orwell.

Being politically-minded was easier to do before Newt's era, because both parties shared roughly the same vocabulary and agreed-upon historical facts and truths. The difference was in the analysis. In any case, I'm sure the level of revisionism has been expanded in absurdum since then.

The preceding paragraph has been brought to you by the American Freedom From Historical Fact Yet Is Still Plausible Institute. Do you have any idea how easy this shit is?

Student Debt Forgiveness

There's a growing movement for student debt forgiveness.

I agree with it wholeheartedly. In the interest of full disclosure, I currently have approximately $1.2 billion of student loan debt.

Having said that, most recent graduates have monthly debt payments roughly amounting to a car payment upwards of a mortgage payment. Since most people coming out of college are wanting to buy cars and houses, and since our economy needs people to buy cars and houses, maybe it's not such an offensive idea to forgive the debt....blah blah blah, just, like, forgive the debt and stuff, because it makes perfect political and economic sense or something whatever.

Note: If you are in your 20s or early 30s, you should probably get used to the fact that the government will be completely unresponsive to your needs. The Baby Boomers will take all the shit, and you won't get anything but the bill. This is because they vote more than you, and their cohorts are in power.

Obama's no-good, very bad day.

Obama really had a horrible day on Wednesday. I personally would have been rooting through the presidential liquor cabinet that night.

On Tuesday, a member of his National Economic Council, Jim Owens, says that his company, Caterpillar, will be able to rehire some of the 22,000 laid off workers at their production facilities if the stimulus bill passes. That same day, the stimulus bill passes the senate.

Wednesday, Obama flies to Peoria to make an impromptu appearance at a Caterpillar facility to tout his stimulus bill, and reiterate Owen's decision to rehire the laid off workers, now that the stimulus bill has passed. While Air Force One is in route to Peoria, Obama's pick for commerce secretary withdraws his name for consideration.

After Obama's speech, Jim Owens says that there is a strong possibility of more lay offs before Caterpillar will be in a position to call back affected workers, indicating that the soonest the latter action can occur would be toward the end of the third quarter, or fourth quarter.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Poor Arlen

Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA), who broke with his party to support President Obama's stimulus package last week, said before the final vote Friday that more of his colleagues would have joined were they not afraid of the political consequences.

"When I came back to the cloak room after coming to the agreement a week ago today," said Specter, "one of my colleagues said, 'Arlen, I'm proud of you.' My Republican colleague said, 'Arlen, I'm proud of you.' I said, 'Are you going to vote with me?' And he said, 'No, I might have a primary.' And I said, 'Well, you know very well I'm going to have a primary.'"


Another casualty of the South rising again, otherwise known as "what hath conservatives wrought."

To sum up, the entire stimulus bill has been junked by Republicans, of whom, Obama has received 0 votes from the House, and presumably 3 votes in the Senate.

Statesmanship, indeed.

Next time, make these motherfuckers filibuster.

$650 billion.

That's how much it's going to cost you for Obama to learn his lesson about bipartisanship.

White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel conceded President Barack Obama and his team lost control of the message for selling their massive stimulus bill last week, fixating on bipartisanship while Republicans were savaging the legislation.

Assuming any kind of stimulus could help at this point, the stimulus bill appears to be a wasted opportunity. In the end, only about $150 billion would go towards infrastructure projects which would be the best use of stimulus funds. It isn't that the other $650 billion or so was absolutely wasteful--the vast majority of it will be spent on good things. However, with the concessions and tax cuts gained by the Republicans, who will still vote nay, I'm afraid we're left with a spending bill which, in addition to not doing nearly enough to make up for consumer spending in any meaningful way, will also do very little to make it easier to pay back the money.

So the question is, was there a real opportunity to pick up bipartisan support that Obama and the democrats completely flubbed, or was every concession in the process only doomed to weaken the stimulative effects of the bill?

Appearing on CNBC the day after he abruptly withdrew his nomination for Commerce Secretary, Sen. Judd Gregg made a rather blunt admission about the partisan intransigence that the Obama administration is forced to deal with.

From the transcript:

Carl Quintanilla: Well, Senator, since you were nominated it's become quite clear that the margin that the president is going to rely on in the Senate has come down to really three Senators."

Sen. Gregg: I think it's always been that margin.

The point Sen. Gregg seems to be making, is that, no matter what, Obama was never going to get any of the 38 Republican votes he was seeking.

This leads to an important question: if the Republicans had no intention on voting for the bill, no matter what it contained, what was the point in bringing them into the legislative process at all? What Gregg is saying is, and what Limbaugh has emphatically stated, is that the Republicans' only interest is that the Democratic agenda fails, regardless of its intention, or regardless to the interests of the American people.

For the sake of being charitable, allow me to posit that it would seem unfair to say that Republicans value partisan advantage over national interest. After all, would not partisan opposition to a party, whom you believe are not acting in the national interest, be in the national interest?

I would accept this theory, had I not considered their record of governance.

While enjoying a comfortable majority in Congress and the Supreme Court, and with control of the executive, Republicans should have balanced the budget, cut government spending, in particular, cut entitlement programs like social security and medicare, given states more latitude to adopt their own policies, increased individual freedom, repealed gun control legislation, and worked to outlaw gay marriage and abortion. In short, accomplish their agenda.

In fact, we see that Republicans have done none of these things. They do not seem to be interested in enacting their own agenda, let alone that of the opposition's.

Therefore, since they do not seem interested in advancing what they believe to advance the national interest, can we not conclude, then, that their entire philosophy is maintaining partisan advantage?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dispatches from stupid sumbitchin tax cheats.

Pathetic.

Administration officials were greeted with sarcasm and laughter Monday night when they briefed lawmakers and congressional staff on Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner's new financial-sector bailout project, according to people who were in the room.
When Congress of all people laugh at you for mismanagement, you know you done fucked up.

Inexplicably, the administration has severe anal-cranial impaction.

sigh.

This is going to be a long four-year scrum.

Creeping Realization.

All of this shit is simply prelude to the nationalization of the banks. Everything you see between now and then is tactical.

The bailout is retarded. The stimulus is retarded.

Meanwhile nothing is being addressed except for laying the groundwork for the Swedish model.

Gonna be a long year.

Friday, February 6, 2009

This...

...is why I'm so pissed off about this stupid damned stimulus.

And it's why I've been drawing all my little charts, and writing all the long posts, and explaining why infrastructure is important as it relates to economic growth...why the stimulus should revolve around infrastructure...

But none of that really fucking matters when you have retarded dildos running things.


To Sen Collins and Sen Nelson: I hope this chart counts you as quickly as possible. You fail at America.


Introductory macroeconomics helps stop this. Fuck! Woooouuullllddd you like to know whyyyy our little friend the green line is so steep? Because there's nothing but stimulus to stop it from bottoming out. The blue line and the red line had a little thing I like to call "monetary policy" to keep the recession from being so bad. Didn't have to go into debt, just had to pull the monetary policy lever and cut interest rates and things would pick up. But wouldn't you know it, we're already at 0.25%, so that shit don't work no' mo.'

So, call it what you will, a "market correction," what have you. The point is, life is going to suck for a very long time.

John Cole

Hilarious:

I really don’t understand how bipartisanship is ever going to work when one of the parties is insane. Imagine trying to negotiate an agreement on dinner plans with your date, and you suggest Italian and she states her preference would be a meal of tire rims and anthrax. If you can figure out a way to split the difference there and find a meal you will both enjoy, you can probably figure out how bipartisanship is going to work the next few years.
Now if only we can get elected Democrats to start ridiculing Republicans like this, we'll get somewhere.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Health Care Reform

Just read Krugman's column from Jan. 29, Health Care Now.

I can't argue with him about the economics of it. I'd love single payer yesterday.

He mentions why the entire column is shit in this paragraph:
Finally — and this is, I suspect, the real reason for the administration’s health care silence — there’s the political argument that this is a bad time to be pushing fundamental health care reform, because the nation’s attention is focused on the economic crisis. But if history is any guide, this argument is precisely wrong.
Maybe. It's still wrong to bring it up now. I'm not sure how you can make the argument that Obama is not doing enough with the stimulus and then turn around in the next column and say that he should immediately work to implement a hugely complex social spending program.

First, if you tip the Republicans off to your hand now, before the stimulus is done, you make Harry Reid's job even more difficult than it is right now. And the man has a hard time meeting minimum expectations as it is.

Second, you need to give Obama time to catch his breath. How about we get an HHS secretary who can take some of the responsibility for selling this to Congress? Can we upgrade the White House computers to XP? In the meantime, let him get some easy bipartisan wins on stupid shit. Everybody has to get to know each other, like it or not. If you start out clubbing baby Republicans with the baseball bats too soon out the gate, they will hate you and obstruct everything for the next two years. I know, they already hate you. But they will hate you so much more. Shock and Awe will not work with these people. Obama will need some quick wins, learning how to work with these assholes on stuff they really don't care about but will go to the mattresses on. Gays in the military--stuff that helps America without spending a lot more money on government stuff would be nice.

Third, if the stimulus does nothing, and I have a feeling it will underachieve in a spectacular way, then you're left with two potential whammies. One, the market will crash right in the middle of the health care debate, and two, the spectre of having to raise taxes to pay for all of this shit exactly when the economy starts to improve--not when you wanted the stimulus to do it, but when it naturally recovers, if it recovers, years and years later, you would effectively kill the momentum of the recovery.

Fourth, I think you gain momentum for universal health care when the unemployment rate start creeping up and more and more people are taking the status of their employment a lot more seriously than they are right now. I think we're in for a bad first half of the year. This will do little to decrease public support for something like universal health care.

Fifth, the benefits of universal health care will be immediate, and will greatly improve millions of Americans' quality of life. What Krugman is advocating is a simultaneous left and right. I'm in favor of a one-two punch. I really want to land both squarely on the jaw of one of the most pressing problems our country faces, as powerfully as we possibly can. Can't do that if your feet aren't set.

Does universal health care help strengthen the economy? Absolutely, I think it does. Is it the right thing to do? Yessir. Do I want to stomp Republicans whenever I get a chance? Fucking A. Is this the most absolutely worst time to bring it up? Goddamn right it is.

I almost posted this yesterday,

but I did not want to admit the defeat of the western economy. Presumably out of self interest.

For those of us who have been following the stimulus progress, I think we realized today that it's over. Congress is unwilling to provide the economy what it needs to stop the free fall.

And there is nothing anybody is going to be able to do to stop it once its gets rolling, and oh brother, it hasn't even started yet. You will know it's started when the market rallies the second time after this piece of shit bill passes. The first will be the sucker euphoria, the second rally will be the vultures, the shorts, covering. And then I do not see a floor.

If you haven't already, immediately start putting away six months worth of living expenses into your savings. Assume high energy prices.

Dear reader, good luck. You will need it.

If you prefer to go out swinging, call, do not e-mail, your senators. http://www.senate.gov

We are that close, and it is that dire. And it appears that finally Obama is getting it.

I've told you, I tell you, and will continue to tell you that the enormity of the problem--and the enormity of the only logical solution--is almost incomprehensibly awesome.

There has been a vacuum of leadership that Obama, for whatever reason, has been unwilling to rightfully step into.

Congressional democratic leadership are mindless, soulless puppets of no discernible vision. They display the leadership instincts of sheep, who have been successfully played and shepherded by the inept Republican bumblers who have just had their asses handed to them in an electoral rout not seen in decades--consider the height of the Republican House advantage in the 1990s: 24 votes, which they achieved in 1994. The Democrats in the house currently have a 77 vote edge.

In the two years they have been in power, they have not made one decisive stand for the interests of the United States of America. Not one. Obama has wrongly allowed them the opportunity to show their meddle on an issue of such importance.

Give them a microphone and they will dribble platitudes of no consequence from their worthless mouths. They speak of generalities and the need for decorum and forbearance and restraint. Feeble in mind and adverse of the slightest risk, they cede initiative to shadows.

They do themselves, their party, the American people, and the Constitution a disservice.

This farce needs to end. I believe in the separation of powers of government. I believe in the ability to find bipartisan solutions to common problems. I believe in compromise. And I sure as fuck do not believe in the superiority of the theory of the unitary executive.

But Obama is going to have to kick them in the ass. Very, very hard. And make them do his bidding. I believe this not because the President should, but until we have a change in leadership, the President must.

There are no words to describe the current bill as anything other than a shameful, hopeless, tragic farce of deliberative politics. This is not American government at its finest hour, and we do not have the ability to wait for Congressional statesmanship to show up. The President must kill this bill right now, submit a new one mindful of introductory fucking macroeconomics, and inflict as much pain on Democrats as possible to pass. the. bill.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Don't Have the Votes

Oh for fuck's sake (a phrase which is clearly becoming the number #1 alternative name for this blog).

Democrats do not have the votes in the Senate for cloture on the stimulus bill.

Which means more tax breaks for Paris Hilton.

I actually heard about a pretty good proposal from the Republicans. The focus is on housing, and specifically extending and expanding the current $7,500 tax credit for first time homeowners, as well as moves to help lower interest rates, with a target of 4%. Practical ideas, surely, that I can support.

Obviously it's better than handing out money to ever goddamn government program that Democrats have tacked onto the bill, I guess for new copiers and clerical temps or whatever else that money is supposed to be spent on to "stimulate" the economy. Once you're out of infrastructure ideas, guys, stop spending. I've alluded to this before--not enough spending is worse than spending too much, but you absolutely cannot throw the money away. It will rob you of future economic growth. Free condoms and 26 more weeks of unemployment are good things, I think, but not in a stimulus bill.

Tax "relief" is, again, retarded, and the inability for Republicans to understand this is frustrating. However, providing carrot and stick incentives using tax credits to temporarily (& artificially) floor housing prices is a good way to staunch the bleeding, provided the band-aid sticks.

The proposal cannot stand on its own. It will have to work with a variety of other programs that target other sectors of the economy, that are designed to get people back to work and keep them there. Otherwise you're just attracting more suckers, adding more foreclosures 12 months from now, plus or minus a percentage or two, as more and more suckers lose their jobs. There's a big difference between delaying the inevitable and retooling your economy to become less reliant on the magical ability of housing to make everyone rich.

It's a stimulus bill, not a Christmas list, of which not a penny will be paid from 2009 tax receipts. In other words, Democrats are going to have to grow up, and not support spending on social programs that do not stimulate the economy. Separate bills are needed for that stuff.

I have to say I chafe a little at the idea that initiative for smart spending comes from R's and not D's, but it in no way diminishes my support. It's a good idea.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Political Capital Stimulus Spending

The stimulus sucks. I hate the House bill. Maybe the Senate one will do better, and since they both have to be reconciled to each other, maybe we'll be surprised by the political alchemy. I hate the Senate more than I hate the House, so you have no idea how much it chafes me to write this.

The current form of the "stimulus" is a complete waste of money. The tax cuts are just fucking stupid. A lot of the Democratic initiatives in the bill are fucking stupid, too. As far as I can tell, most of the spending is in the form of political caricature. Hundreds of billions going toward idiotic Republican tax cuts, and more hundreds on retarded government programs, with very little stimulative spending, with a large chunk going to states simply to keep them solvent, I suppose.

$42 billion, total, for transportation infrastructure development and expansion, outside of the state funding, which as far as I know does not have any sort of provision that would force states to augment this with their cut. Killing me here. Telecommunication and transportation projects should be half the entire stimulus, and instead we're talking about 5%? The proportion of junk/good stuff should look like the exact opposite of what we're getting from the House. I don't understand the necessity for that.

I'm sniffing a strategy here, and if I'm wrong, I will totally own up to simply being an apologist for Dems. I think that's fair, but I will defend myself by saying I don't agree with the strategy.

Let's say the economy can handle $400 b investment of infrastructure over the next two years. We just passed an $850 b or so bill which accomplishes very little to this end. So, best case scenario, the Senate axes $600 b of the stupid shit, gets a much smaller number, and is publicly prodded to double the stimulus specifically for infrastructure back up to that usable $400 b.

If it goes down like this, Republicans say they blocked the most egregious Democratic spending, Democrats get to say they blocked more Republican tax cuts for the wealthy, and both sides get credit for the robust infrastructure money. Republicans win because people think they are a strong opposition party asserting conservative values, Democrats win because people think they are an effective majority party with liberal bona fides, and Obama wins a victory for bipartisanship.

(He'll need all he can get when they eventually have to nationalize the banks in the Swedish model sometime this year. I don't think there's enough job creation out there that will buoy home prices, so I think this nationalization event is inevitable. This will probably be the big story out of this mess, so obviously it deserves treatment later on. )

The problem, as I see it, both in reality and in my pet theory, is that they started out with far too little of the easy win stuff. $42 billion for transportation? Don't get this at all. My only guess is that the $30 b in highway stimulus funding is probably the cap on smart spending in this area, but that seems low. If only there was a very likable Republican as the Transportation Secretary that could sell appropriations committees on the benefits of more investment in rail and other transit. With the construction industry taking such a hard hit, it would make sense to me to spend more money building shit, so I hope we're looking at more than transportation.

I'm almost 90% sure I'm giving all of the players in this too much credit, though it is my hope that I haven't shot too far. It's far too early to tell what the result will be, and I think there will be errors in judgment, but I really do think there's a plan here that will be evident later--Goddamn I hope there is, anyway.

This is here and now, though, and when we get to the other side of this mess, I don't think this bill will be much of a factor in the history of the recovery.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Follow-Up to "Infuriating"

This will probably come as quite a shock to you, but even as I wrote that the Republicans were doing their best to water down the stimulus bill in the house, I knew they would never vote for it.

And not a single one did.

So I just wanted to say here, "I told you so," because I told you so.

It's just as easy, if not easier, to show you how this will work in the Senate.












Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Infuriating.

Far from rolling over, House Republican leaders are trying to win concessions from President Obama over the massive economic stimulus package and have proffered a bill of their own to put on the negotiating table.

The counter-package would shift focus entirely from spending to tax relief. Though a full House vote on the Democratic package is expected in a matter of hours and President Obama said he's confident it will pass, GOP lawmakers are hoping their substitute proposal at least influences the final product.


Infuriating, but not surprising.

Official Pictorial Record of Congress, 2006-2008:









Monday, January 26, 2009

"I won."

Heh.

The top congressional leaders from both parties gathered at the White House for a working discussion over the shape and size of President Barack Obama’s economic stimulus plan. The meeting was designed to promote bipartisanship.

[...]

Challenged by one Republican senator over the contents of the package, the new president, according to participants, replied: “I won.”

The statement was prompted by Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl of Arizona , who challenged the president and the Democratic leaders over the balance between the package’s spending and tax cuts, bringing up the traditional Republican notion that a tax credit for people who do not earn enough to pay income taxes is not a tax cut but a government check.



More of this, please.

Overton window, republicans are asshats, republicans are liars, republicans throw tantrums, Overton window, Overton window, Overton window.

(Edit--Imagine my chargin when I tried to link a previous blog post to this article, using the same argument Obama reportedly made during this conversation, that while people might not earn enough to pay income tax, they certainly pay sales tax, entitlement program taxes, property taxes--one way or another, etc., and realized I had deleted the draft because I couldn't bring it down to a reasonable length. Good on him, shame on me for not working harder to get that post ready in time. Krugman has a post on the disingeniousness of Republicans in regard to the stimulus as proposed, here. Worth a read.)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

More on failed economic policy.

At the risk of looking like I'm having a conversation with myself, I want to elaborate a little on economic policy and its ability to limit or stimulate growth.

Chapter 1 of your Introduction to Macroeconomics textbook tells us that the total product of a nation's economic resources can be represented by a formula that looks like this:

GDP = C + I + G + X

Gross Domestic Product equals consumption (what everyone bought) plus savings (what everyone invested in) plus goverment purchases (what the government bought) plus net exports (what we sold to other countries minus what we bought from other countries).

This simple form of GDP computation is an elegant way to account for all the money everyone and everything in the economy earned, because it keeps track of everywhere that money was spent. Now, national crack sales will not be included in GDP, but what your crack dealer bought would be. Your piggy bank and what's under your mattress obviously wouldn't count, either.

Every economic policy that the government sets forth is to tweak these four variables to manage economic growth. Everything you hear about the stimulus is simply how the government hopes to allocate the various parts of GDP to increase GDP.

Scenario 1:

If the economy was healthy--people were working, saving money which could be given out as loans for new businesses, college educations, home ownership, cars, etc, we'd probably see a economic growth rate of say 5% per year.

GDP = $10,000 = $7,500 + $1,500 + $1,500 - $500

Everything's healthy. The markets are great, supply is keeping pace with demand, prices are remaining stable. Why change anything?

GDP (next year) would be = $10,500 = $7,750 + $1,650 + $1,700 - $600.

Holy shit! We are spending more money this year than we did the last, because we had more money to spend. Our economy grew, so we are richer. We're saving a little bit more money, the government gets more tax money to spend on getting re-elected, but our net exports decreased because we're getting more affluent, and we're buying more shit like Volkswagens and Colombian coffee beans. That VW dude that was in Fargo and The Big Lebowski and motherfucking Juan Valdez are fucking ecstatic. Everybody loves America! You know life is good when you get mad props from a sadistically criminal, nihilist hipster AND a motherfucker and his donkey. This is especially true considering that we've probably killed some of their ancestors over the past century or so.


Scenario 2:

But let's say our economy wasn't so healthy. Say a lot of that consumer spending came from credit, and people have maxed out their credit cards, so spending has to go down. In a recessionary period, you'd see something like this:


GDP (this year) = $10,000 = $7,500 + $1,500 + $1,500 - $500

GDP (next year)= $9,950 = $7,100 + $1,750 + $1,500 - $400

Our GDP actually went down (that's what recession means--negative economic growth), more people were out of work, so they spent less, people tend to save more, government spending was flat, and our stuff becomes cheaper to people in other countries, so they buy more of our shit, and remember, we're buying less anyway, which combines to reduce any deficit in net exports. Juan Valdez has to sell his youngest daughter to a cartel as a drug smuggling mule and VW guy converts to radical Islam.

The situation will not be better the year after, so our GDP for the year after will look like this:

Forecasted GDP (two years from now) = $9,000 = $6,500 + $1,350 + $1,350 - $200

Oh, motherfuck. Our economy will totally tank next year. Down 10% from where we started. People are spending less, they're paying rent from their savings, they're not providing enough tax revenue for government to spend to re-elect itself, and they're not buying shit from other countries, and other countries now cannot afford to buy anything from us at all (worldwide gross for George Lucas' next travesty will dip below $4 trillion).

So, if you're the boss when your economy is in the middle of a recessionary period, what do you do? I'd hope you say that the easiest way to grow the economy is to decrease our trade deficit--in other words, increase net exports. Who the fuck wants to see a minus sign on their balance sheet? That's hard to do because that cheap shit at Wal-mart is pretty attractive compared to more expensive domestic alternatives--provided we still make that shit stateside, VW Touaregs kick ass, and we use more oil than we can pump out of our national parks.

Also, it's important to note that, at least historically, our dollar remains relatively strong in economic bad times, whereas in less stable countries like Colombia or Germany, Marxists or charismatic Austrians tend to take over and nationalize everything, making their money worth shit.

But, if you're real sharp you'd also notice that if the government spent more, your economy would grow! So you increase your expenditures, and maybe pay for some of that with taxes on imports and borrow the rest. Let's pretend you just want to get back to $10,000, so you raise tariffs a few percentage points, raise government spending a bit, and borrow what you can't pay for with your tax increase.

GDP = $10,000 = $7,250 + $1,250 + $1,800 - $300

Consumers aren't spending as much as they were before the recession, but it has improved. More people are back to work, either working for the government or working for companies that make shit for the government. They're not saving as much either, which means that there will be less credit flying around for people and businesses to borrow. Your governmental purchases are up, mostly to pay for shit like welfare which more people need. That's all paid for by increased taxes and debt. Debt innately sucks because you have to pay it back with future earnings, earnings which would, you know, grow the economy later. Your tariffs made imports more expensive to buy, so consumers either gave up their import, or found a domestic substitute (again, creating a marginal increase in consumer spending). Lucas isn't assassinated by the VW guy or Juan Valdez, who are too busy trying to find food, assuming they haven't died of exposure in their failed invasion of Russia, or malaria from bushwhacking through the rain forest in search of their abducted daughter.

So, your GDP growth is flat, your people are not spending like they want to, they're not saving like they should, and they've given up the coffee. The only thing keeping your economy from a recession is using the government plastic for things like food stamps and bombers. But for right now, you're better off than you were if you did nothing. You've beat the forecasted GDP by $1,000, by only going $300 in debt. GDP multiplier effect, bitches!

I know, I'm pretty shitty for giving you the basic algebraic formula for GDP and pulling some calc shit at the last minute to save the day. C, I, G, and X are actually functions, and as such can be fucked with by calculus. I really am sorry for fucking with you, though, but the important point here is that each portion of GDP affects every other part, to varying degrees.

Anyway, you did have to take out a $300 debt, which you will have to pay back. And this is the tricky part. There's two point to make here. First, debt robs you of future economic growth. If you spend tomorrow's dollar today, you're just transferring that future wealth to a sooner date. If you are really good at this shit, you'll grow the economy faster than the interest rate, and that debt is worth less and less as a percentage of GDP. This is what republicans believe will happen all the time. Which is not true. But that's a discussion for a later date.

But I digress. By borrowing enough money to spend yourself back up to the $10,000 level of GDP output, you've bought your economy time to recover. You'll probably have to spend more money to fix whatever got fucked up in the fundamentals, but for right now you've stopped the bleeding. Taking on a little government debt to keep bad things from happening is not a horrible idea. You remember the equation above showing economic growth, your people can still consume and save more in a growing economy while still being able to increase government spending to pay off that $300. Their quality of life will still be increasing even if they have to pay off the government debt through increased taxes/reduced services. That's an important point, because you tend not to get re-elected if you fuck up people's quality of life.

When something happens to the GDP, like, say, everybody falsely claims that they have money they don't have, and spend like it, when the bill comes due and nobody can get paid, the economic can quickly snowball out of control, as businesses can no longer operate efficiently. I tried to show in the recessionary GDP and recessionary GDP forecast. The immediate effect of an economic shock is a decrease in demand for everything. People put their money in their piggy banks, and under their mattresses, and buy crack to cope with it all, and then with nobody buying anything, people get laid off, and it snowballs into a huge thing. Which is why George Bush told you to go shopping after 9/11. If people don't keep spending, then the government has to step in and spend for them through deficit spending to give everyone a chance to calm the fuck down and feel comfortable spending again.

So, if a little bit of governmental deficit spending has the ability to turn your economy around, you may ask, why not put $18 trillion on the government plastic and grow our ass faster? Marginal returns, bitches! Government spending has to be low enough for the economy to absorb it, but high enough that it actually takes the place of enough consumer spending to be worth the effort. Since you know your economy can handle $10,000 (GDP at year zero), you know you can keep GDP at that level through the prudent use of government debt, without creating unsustainable growth through debt spending. It doesn't matter if C or G does it, spending on plastic artificially increases demand, which is unsustainable. You run the risk of plowing the country back into a recession once the plastic runs out, and this time, G will have to be bigger at the expense of C and I, which nobody likes, because unless you derive your happiness from helping the Pentagon buy $28,000 toilet sets, most of your happiness comes from C & I. You have to pick the right infusion of money, through government spending, in batches small enough that the economy can absorb it and grow in a sustainable way.

The whole point of economic policy is to control the level of economic growth. To retard demand when it elevates prices to the point that too many people are priced out of the market. To stimulate when markets are down.

You enter a recession when you try to cheat the GDP formula with policies which allow unsustainable demand. Allowing for markets to overvalue things that people buy will add to the GDP in the short run, but decreasing demand in the long run--decreasing C to below what it was before you created your sucker growth! Fucking up my standard of living! You cocksucker!

So, we're clear. Now, I've been writing for a long time without really even getting to my point. The title of the post is "moron, you failed economic policy." So let me show you some nasty-ass economic policy nudity, which may or may not be snuff.

I'll skip some of the historical shit which becomes more and more debatable as events fade into the past (fucking Republican revisionist bullshit usually does a great job of hazing shit up). Basically what happened was that the government was looking at GDP at the tail end of the dot com boom (bubble), and so these senators were standing around saying things like "Damn, that's some busted ass shit." Kneejerk reactionaries otherwise known as conservative republicans said FUCKING TAX CUTS FOR RICH PEOPLE STAT! And banks were like, "You know, government, you are so fucking good at economic policy, that we'll never have another depression again, will we, baby? It turns me on when you say 'fiscal.' I think that is so, so fucking attractive how you did all that. I think maybe you and I could get together after you retire from your senate seat, don't you want to get all up into my board of directors baby? $970,000 a year to play golf and vote yea 4 times a year? Would you like that, baby? Gosh, you're so big and strong and smart that you don't need ALL of that lil' ol' Glass-Steagall Act, do you? I mean, schnookums, that law was written when the government was little ol weakling democrats, and you are strong, strong republicans. I mean they didn't even have computers then. And we would never want to make you mad or be untrue to you. We just want to grow the economy. Just give us a little deregulation, and cross our heart, we promise we'll increase GDP by 2.5% a year. I'll even testify under oath to you that housing prices will never go down! Let us merge our teeny tiny commercial banks with our investment institutions. Maybe sell each other some of our debts as investment opportunities? What do you say, sugar? You wouldn't want to disappoint me, would you now, honey?"

And, with a wink and an playful elbow in the ribs by a president who drops his pants for intern hummers, Congress repealed the provisions of Glass-Steagall that prohibited commercial banks from acting like investment banks, and vice versa. And guess what those companies did? They wrote mortgages to anybody who wanted one, and then sold those mortgages to other companies and Norwegian pension funds in the form of securities. Fuck, man. It was brilliant. Trillions of dollars were pumped into consumer spending. Housing prices went up, which meant that if you got one early, you had a lot of fucking value of your house--for no fucking reason at all other than dumb luck--that you could borrow against to buy shit like plasma TVs and whole pages of the Pottery Barn catalog. And everybody was busy at work making deals with the Chinese for importing plasma TVs and Pottery Barn furniture, that we were fucking set. Unemployment dropped below its natural rate. Inflation was kept in control even though we bottomed out interest rates. And the government was like, holy shit, we've got so much GDP now that I can totally fight two wars, do it poorly and over like 100 years, create entitlements on the gold card, while spending like $1 trillion a year on other shit like developing a vast network of telecommunications eavesdropping equipment, and the quality of life isn't flattening. Holy shit! Fuck! Shit! Have a check for $300! Elect me! Have another check! Elect me again! Holy shit!

And what was happening was that housing prices, because of easy access to credit, were artificially inflated. Pretty soon too many people were priced out of being able to afford a home, even at very low interest rates. Demand flattened, then dropped. Prices flattened, then dropped. Suddenly the house you were able to take out $650,000 mortgages on, were only worth $150,000. Why the fuck would you pay $1.2 million in total mortgage payments for a house worth $150k? Fuck that! Foreclosures everywhere. Construction and development stopped. People were laid off. Financial companies who had stocks filled with these bad mortgages failed. More people were laid off. Housing prices continued to fall. Construction material prices fell. Commodity prices fell. Norwegian pension funds failed. The stock market tumbled, people looked at their 401(k) and shot their dog for the pelts. Banks need to keep a certain percentage of assets (savings) for what they give out as credit. Those savings were in the form of mortgage securities. Banks were over leveraged. They couldn't give out any more credit. The Treasury says to Congress, this is all your fault. Give us $700 billion, no questions asked, and we'll try to fix your fuck up. Congress walks out to the podium under the dome and says, slowly and solemnly, "I had no idea it was this bad," and forks over $700 billion without even asking what the Treasury was going to do with it. The Treasury gives the money to the thieves who started this mess in the first place, who promptly steal the money. Republicans lose power in the election. The financial institutions, who 10 years ago had their tongue in the Senates' ear, no longer return their calls.

We can reserve the official right to wig the fuck out when the number of working Americans contract. We can flip out and do crazy things when return on capital is stagnant. When George Bush talks about how the fundamentals of the economy are strong, that's what he's talking about. Those are the real fundamentals. Our manpower, and work more efficiently, continues to increase. This probably won't happen for forever, but for right now it's ok. There is nothing the economy cannot handle except bad government. And, unfortunately, that is what we have seen for at least the last decade.

The whole point to this, is that you cannot cheat the GDP. You have to make informed decisions on how each component of the GDP is operating, and what the sustainable level of growth will be. And then you have to act rationally based on this information, which a lot of smart people collect for you. The tough part is to get government to act rationally on the information they already have. Creating another bubble to help alleviate the effects of a previous one is not sound policy. If it isn't punting the ball down the field to a future administration, it's at least trying to attempt a 78-yard field goal on second down because they've shut down the pass and you don't have confidence in your run game. I'm not sure which metaphor to go with, but there's definitely a kicking-type motion of some sort involved here.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Oh George, not the peanut butter.

Find me a person who thinks that the FDA is adequately funded.

There's a couple thousand jobs that could be funded through this stimulus bill that would actually make sense. Or will we wait until we have a much larger death toll?

Question: when you buy a pound of hamburger, how many cows do you think are in that sucker?

Answer: shudder.